You’re not your Facebook friends, you’re not your likes. You’re not your Twitter followers, you’re not your retweets. You’re not your number of visitors, you’re not your RSS subscribers. You’re not your iPhone, or Blackberry, or Android. You’re not your BBM. You’re not your apps. You’re not fucking Jailbroken.

You’re not your Tumblr reblogs. You’re not your YouTube views. You’re not Stumbled-Upon. You’re not the places you check in. You’re not the mayor.

You’re the all-surfing, all-procrastinating, attention-seeking crap on the web.

-Tyler Durden